Hey, Jim Baker here with Shipping Supply. I’m writing to
you today to let you know about a bunch of new products we just got in on
ShippingSupply.com. Yeah, that’s right…wait, what’s that? How did
we add so much more when we already had such an offering for you? I don’t
know either, but all I know is there’s about 6000 more reasons to visit us now.
Hey, whatever you need, we’ll take care of you. You need
Shipping Supplies, Corrugated Boxes,
Packaging Equipment, Tapes—that reminds me, we got a whole new line of
tapes. You don’t think you need a lot of tapes, but I’d like to hear that
after you try to push a package through an oily situation—we got oil and
moisture resistant tapes—we got…we got so many different tapes you’ll have tape coming out of your ears. We had to put a ‘Tape Finder’ on the web site
for you to find the one you need ‘cuz otherwise you’ll be looking through all
these different tapes all darn day. Wait, hold tight a minute...that's a
different site. Find your own tape.
What are you lazy? You wanna take a break? Here, here,
I'll give you a break. Here's our Break Room supplies. Looks like that just consists of a cone paper cup right now. But what else do you need for a break than a nice cup of water? Hey, didn't I tell you
we’re more than just shipping?
That’s all for now. Take care,
Jim
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