Thursday, September 19, 2013

BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE FULL SHIPPING SUPPLY EXPERIENCE!!!

For those of you who don't know, ShippingSupply.com exists to complete you...er, complete your orders!  And fulfill you...er, fulfill your orders.  Wait, wait, wait, and hold onwe DO all of those things very well.  Yeah, yeah, we have a great, reliable customer service department.  Yeah, yeah...we buy in bulk so you don't have to.  

But hold on a second, I'm about to turn it up a notch here; we are a LEADER in the Packaging Supplies and Industrial Supplies Industry!  We've been in business since '94 and have striven(I thought it was 'strived.' I was wrong.) to provide not only a wide-range of Packing Materials like Corrugated Boxes and Strapping Equipment, but EXCEPTIONAL service to our customers.   

But we don't want to just do some of the things our competitors do. You go to their sites, you place your tape orders, you place your box orderswe're going to COAX you in for the long-hall!  Weekly E-mail Blasts will be headed straight at you every single week!  EVERY WEEK!—BOOM!—open one up, and amidst the countless other solicitors who want a piece of you, you'll EXPERIENCE SOME AMAZINGLY ENTERTAINING STUFF!  Even if you have absolutely no intentions of buying anything from us, sign up for the e-mail blasts, GET BLASTED, and read them anyway.  HA...I'm joking—you have to buy from us if you want in on the e-mail fun!(Psss...no you don't.  That is just what my boss wants me to say.  I write the e-mails so I would appreciate your readership, regardless of if you buy anything.  But throw me a bone here—if you want to keep reading these amazing messages, support ShippingSupply.com and buy some stuff!) 

I HIGHLY encourage you to check our facebook page for unbeatable daily deals!  Whether you're rounding up a rogue posse of packages to ship out of town and need some Pistol Grip Handled Tape Sealers, or you need some acrylic tape at the best price, we've got it covered.  That stuff will last on your shelf for years and is resistant to the dust that will accumulate on it, by the way—watch for these daily deals to get low prices and stock up on items like this, forever.  

Hey, we feel your pain here at ShippingSupply.com.  I remember working in a receiving department or two.  I got brown box after brown box, day after day.  I was dreaming about brown boxes.  Then one day, BOOM!—This glorious white box was delivered by a mysterious person.  It was taped up with tape that had a message on it, reading—Special Delivery!  Where did this amazing box come from?www.shippingsupply.com, that's where.  









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